The Joys of Handbags

On the way home from my parents house this evening I decided to call Amber since I had not talked to her in a week or more. As usual our talks last for an hour or more so I was still on the phone with her when I walked in the front door of my house. I looked on my desk in my room and noticed there was a package that had a return address from Ohio. I told Amber this and she said some crazy stalker chic probably sent me something and that I should open it. I did. Cautiously (you never know about those crazy chics in Ohio). What was inside was the most beautiful thing I’ve received in a very long time.

Which in turn inspired me to do that “What’s in your handbag” photo blog again. The intention was to show off the purse, but once I started I realized that I like my current bag too, so I decided to include that in the pic and show of the Depp-a-licious bag in it’s own glory. Anyway, without further delay, the mess that is my handbag.

1. My fabulous tweed wallet. It currently has a black heart with wings on the cover, but it used to have two hot pink skulls facing each other in the middle of said heart. They were applique and peeled off
2. My star handbag with buttons that Amberly sent not too long ago. One says “Got Goth” and the other “Monkey Business”.
3. A handful of change, I would tell you the exact amount but I tossed them in ajar already.
4. My camera bag which usually houses my camera, along with memory card adapter.
5. My makeup bag with a black and white fifties type chic on the front that says “Wish You Were Here”, nail file and tweezers in their little protective case.
6. Bath and Body Works “Butterfly Flower” body lotion which smells almost exactly like Honeysuckle <3
7. Various pens I thrown in my purse at various times.
8. A bottle of acetaminophen for my on-again off-again toothache. (That’s Tylenol to the average folk)
9. Hairbrush, hairclip, clips, bobbypins, scunci’s, and any other weird hair controllers.
10. My Samsung Gravity cellphone, never leave home without it!
11. My iTouch, another MUST HAVE item.
12. Various pharmaceutical items. Cortisone for Kylie’s eczema, Carmex, Blistex, Burt’s Bees, Anbesol, and Altoids.
13. Leatherman so I can easily break into people’s locked cars. (seems the only reason I’ve ever used it)
14. Secret deodorant
15. Aquaphor, again, Kylie and her skin issues.
16. A lighter that says something smartassed on it, I can’t be arsed to look.
17. My Juicy Couture glasses case.
18. Key ring with more rings than keys. It has a flashdrive, an ankh keychain, a Jack Skellington coffin keychain, a cross on a dogtag, and my two POTC themed housekeys (one with skull and torches, the other with Jack Sparrow himself), and my jeep key and keyfob.

Now, wasn’t that informative and interesting??

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